Shortly after Alabama’s defense went postal on former walk-on/teacup ferret Stetson Bennett in Saturday’s 41-24 beatdown of #3 Georgia, several Bulldog offensive linemen took the quarterback’s personal bottle of Dial Kids™ Peach Bodywash and placed it atop the visiting lockers,… Read More ›
The New England Patriots canceled all team activities this week after star cornerback and reigning Defensive Player of the Year Stephon Gilmore tested positive for COVID-19 on Wednesday, only a few days after star QB Cam Newton was infected by… Read More ›
After firing GM and head coach Bill O’Brien on Monday following a 1-3 start to the season, Houston Texans owner Janice McNair announced her intentions to find an “even whiter” coach to replace the embattled O’Brien. Although the Rooney Rule… Read More ›
When the Chargers took the field against the Chiefs on Sunday, starting QB Tyrod Taylor was mysteriously on the sidelines while rookie/bleached Avatar Justin Herbert trotted out with the offense. Early reports said Taylor suffered a pregame ‘chest injury’, but… Read More ›
Anyone who’s casually followed sports in the past week has seen Andy Reid’s fogged-up face shield, which he debuted during the NFL’s opening game on Thursday Night Football against the Texans. Before the game even started, Reid’s face shield, which… Read More ›
When Notre Dame joined the ACC for the 2020 college football season amid the global pandemic, there was really no other option. Why shove your schedule’s head into the woodchipper of SEC football when you could hide in the ACC… Read More ›
The University of Tennessee announced Tuesday it will become the first major college football program to host a game at full stadium capacity in 2020. By implementing virtual face masks, the Vols will be able to cram 102,455 asses into… Read More ›
It’s finally over!!! We’ve been pretending for weeks to actually give a shit about baseball, bubbleball, hockey, etc., because there was nothing else to watch. We were right there with you, excited to see the delayed NBA and NHL playoffs… Read More ›
Since setting the league on fire in 2018, Patrick Mahomes has consistently redefined creativity from the quarterback position. He mesmerized the football world with his no-look passes and crazy arm angles; he’s thrown critical completions with his left hand and… Read More ›
Jamie Newman was supposed to be UGA’s starting quarterback in 2020. The Wake Forest transfer had been projected as QB1 since he chose Georgia, but the talented 5th year senior abruptly opted out of the 2020 season this week to… Read More ›
